Tuesday, January 1, 2019

Simmba (spoiler free) movie review


The latest entry in the Singham Cinematic Universe (SCU)




SIMMBA
Cast- Ranvir Singh, Sara Ali Khan, Ashutosh Rana, Sonu Sood, approximately half the Marathi TV industry, approximately all of Rohit Shetty’s favourite actors and others
DIRECTOR- ROHIT SHETTY

Bollywood already had jumped on to making sequels and milking the original concept dry till it stops making money (Race 1 ,2 3, Murder Raaz Jannat Ragini MMS Hate story 1,2,3,4- 76 etc. etc.) But with the success of comic book movies and shared universes, it seems they are turning their heads in this direction. But hey, am not complaining. I absolutely do not mind Bollywood creating a shared cinematic universe where awesome characters create a platform for other awesome characters. Simmba is almost as interesting and enjoyable character as Bajirao Singham.

Their connection however only ends with a young Simmba growing up in the same town of Shivgad as Singham did. Although he also grows up to be a cop, his motive is completely different. As a young orphan, he witnesses first-hand what power a Khaki Vardi holds and decides to become a cop. He is manipulative, conniving and corrupt as hell. Yet it’s the inevitable charm that Ranvir Singh brings to the role that makes you connect with such a dubious character. Any other actor and the movie would have collapsed in the first few scenes. The best part about Ranvir in any role, especially the ones where he has to be eccentric is that he himself seems to be having a lot of fun. That joy is infectious and rolls off screen onto you. All his jokes are perfectly timed and his energetic presence is enough to bring a smile to your face…oh and his Marathi is impeccably perfect. I mean I have a keen ear for Marathi being spoken in Bollywood movies and it’s not that am offended when it’s spoken wrongly but it does hamper my experience when Marathi speaking characters can’t speak a few lines without messing it up. Ranvir did it well in Bajirao Mastani and he does it really well here. Not only his language but his body language in playing the masala movie cop is also perfect. The script surprisingly shows a lot of intelligence by providing his character with a bit of depth instead of making him completely one dimensional however it doesn’t do that for the entire movie. But more on that later.

Simmba is transferred to Miramar in Goa and strikes a profitable arrangement with local don Sonu Sood. Because lets face it, Sonu Sood is just Sonu Sood. He has always been Sonu Sood and will continue to be Sonu Sood no matter what character he is playing. I mean he isn’t a bad actor, not at all…he is just…well Sonu Sood. There is no other word for it. We all know that he builds his body all year long only to get his ass kicked in the climax of some cop action film and that is exactly what he does here. I mean this being Goa and the cop here being a spin off from Singham…you kinda miss the menacing Jaykant Shikre…I mean not comparing the two characters or actors but just that Sonu Sood in here is not as interesting a villain. But the real villain here are his two brothers who rape a girl for whom the orphan Simmba has gained sisterly sympathy. The rest of the story is Simmba’s fight against righting his own corrupt nature and fighting a system and society which views rape cases callously.

If you had seen the trailer of this movie, all I have to say is fuck the marketing team of the movie. This is not a spoiler when I say it because the dumb fucking marketing drops the best….I mean the best surprise of the movie in the trailer itself. It’s if the trailer of Kahaani ended with Vidya Balan fighting the terrorist or the trailer for Infinity War ending with Thanos snapping his fingers. If you haven’t seen the trailer of this movie, I urge you to please not ruin your experience with this.
However, does having watched the trailer of the movie or watched its original NTR Jr. starrer Telegu film ‘Temper’ ruin the movie completely? Well not exactly. Firstly itt differs from Temper in a few ways and also it is not at all boring even if it’s predictable. It is a lot of fun time when Ranvir is dancing and flirting with Sara Ali Khan who is seriously gorgeous and again speaks very good Marathi (Rohit Shetty should at this point be given a civil award by govt. of Maharashtra for making Marathi relevant and cool in Bollywood movies). She acts decently well but in a movie like this doesn’t have much to do. The movie is also fun when the action is going down and when Simmba loses his temper to beat the crap out of goons.

However, the movie stops being the masala fun entertainer it is, when it gets wayyy too serious and preachy about rape. I am not saying they handle it insensitively. In fact, any person would want to do what Simmba does to rapists in the movie (Any sane person…not Indian liberals). But the word is just bandied about way too many times. Everyone agrees that the act is heinous and even hearing about it can shake anyone to their core but come on Rohit Shetty just make some cars fly or some shit! I mean you aren’t exactly making Spotlight here. We understand what they did and its seriousness. Just get to Simmba being a badass and fucking them up. It’s that 20-30 minutes of the movie which gives too much time to the extended drama surrounding the rape that drag the movie down. The extended drama being the same preaching and dialogue again and again from different characters.  I mean if they had spent more time on…I don’t know dealing with more of the villain’s other bad businesses or something then it would have fit the tone of the movie more in my opinion. What this also does is when the ultimate revenge happens, it just feels very short. In Singham or Dabanng or Rowdy Rathore, the hero cop takes his time to mess with the villain…there is a kehke loonga feel to it. Here it just happens. In fact they show you what happens in the first 5 minutes of the movie, so even that’s not a surprise. Just like the trailer. (Seriously fuck the marketing dept. of this movie!)
The music is decent- I mean you have the obligatory dance song, the desi dance song, the obligatory Rahat Fateh Ali Khan re-singing a Nusrat Fateh Ali Khan classic and a remix. However, the remix video is done very cleverly with some very intelligently done cameos, which is frankly something I would have done.

Overall, the movie is really fun and engaging in most parts but really drags uncomfortably in the middle. Ranvir is the star of the movie and really owns the role. I wouldn’t mind seeing him in a sequel maybe sharing the space with another star. Coz this might the latest entry in the Singham Cinematic Universe…it isn’t the last one. They straight off pulled a Marvel by teasing the next movie in the end. And call it a cop-out (woah an actual unintended pun after a long time), but I am a sucker for such teases and that kinda made the movie slightly better for me.

The movie for all its flaws is definitely Worth Watching Once.